Monday, February 18, 2008

I Got Antiqued!!!!

Current Mood: Not Pleased!!!

Last night at about 1:30 am my cousin Shelby texed me that she was at my door and to come and open it for her. So I got out of bed to see what she wanted. Apparantely she was going snow shoeing the next day and needed to borrow my winter jacket. Of course I let her borrow it. She came into my room and got my jacket and on the way out she said "don't worry I'll lock your door." She was referring to the door that leads into my room. Trusting her I said "thanks!" Next thing I know I am rudely awekened at 4:45 am by a dark figure leaning over me while dumping a sunbstance all over me. I started SCREAMING because I thought someone had broken into my room and was about to kill me. After 4 loud screams the person fell to the ground and started laughing. Wouldn't you know that it was my cousin shelby and she had just dumped a bag of Flour all over my head! I could only see the outline of a body at first because I had flour all in my eyes and couldn't really see. After coming to my senses and realizing what had just happened, I was so so mad that I simply replied, "Shelby, you know I have a huge test to study for tommorrow...leave! So then I tried to go back to sleep in my bed all covered with flour. It didn't quite work. My heart was still pounding from being so scared and my eyes were stinging so BAD from the flour that had gotten in them!!! So I got up to take a shower at 5:30 in the morning. Do you know what happens when you add water with flour? PASTE!! It took me forever to get all of the flour out of my hair. So then I spent the remainder of the night sleeping on the couch with the worlds thinnest blanket!! For those of you who don't know, I get cold really easily and so I basically got no sleep.
The next morning when I turned on the light I could not believe how much flour there was everywhere! I am not exaggerating when I say my bed was completly covered, my notes and textbook I had been studying from covered. my scriptures covered, my underware drawer (which was opened) covered, and my shoes that were by my bed had flour all in them. So at work I texted my cousin that she needed to go and clean my room. She said she would and I knew that she had felt bad. Because I can't stay mad at people for long and I hate it when people feel bad, I called her so she wouldn't feel bad and let her know that I wasn't upset anymore. That was until I came home. My bed still had no sheets on it, there was still flour on my blankets that she didn't get off and outside of the door to my apartment was the remnants of all the flour that was previously in my room. A perfect place for it to be tracked all over the apartment!!! All I can say is "how rude!" Oh what a night!!! :/

3 comments:

Team Hanni said...

Seriously? That was the meanest thing I have ever heard..... Sorry you had to clean that up. I think you need to think of a REAL return treat......

Kimm said...

All I have to say is that Shelby is lucky is wasn't me because she would either be dead or she would be in the hospital!! I like to play jokes but I would never do anything that MEAN!!!

Brandon and Amber said...

I once had a guy doorbell ditch our apartment in the middle of the night and when we opened the door, there was a toilet there with goldfish inside and dry ice steaming everywhere. My roommate thought she was still dreaming. If you need any comeback help....I've got a few ideas! :)